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It has been widely reported that Barack Obama did not campaign in Michigan due to his support for the DNC stripping Michigan of it’s voting rights. This is in fact not the truth. While Barack did support the vote in Michigan not counting, his real reason for not campaigning is his staunch anti-war stance. Barack has vowed to boycott Michigan until the KISS Army withdraws from Detroit.
Obama Fact: Disowner Of A Lonely Heart
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Many people were surprised this week when Barack Obama disowned his Pastor Rev. Wright and the Trinity Church which he belonged to for 20 years.
Their surprise was caused by a statement Obama once made saying he could no more disown Rev. Wright than he could his own Uncle. Those surprised obviously didn’t realize that as a youth Barack Obama traded his Uncle for a pack of Lucky Strikes and a Harmonica when he was in the County for Chihuahua fighting.
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Obama Fact: Morman Than Goat
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Senator Barack Obama has had to work hard his entire life. In college he worked the circus sideshow circuit wrestling the legendary Pika “The Goat Boy”. The gig didn’t pay much, but he credits the free goat’s milk he received as the basis for his Donny Osmond smile.
Obama Fact: West Side Sorry
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As a youth Barack Obama belonged to street gang called “The Cool Jamies”. The gang eventually disbanded when it was revealed that they weren’t cool and most importantly no one in the gang was named Jamie.
Obama Fact: Children Of The Scorn
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Barack Obama did not always believe small town folk cling to guns and religion because they were bitter. His original theory? Small town folk were following the orders of a hidden monster in the corn field.
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Barack Obama was once arrested for using a roll of red rind bologna as a deadly weapon. He was soon acquitted due to lack of evidence, but to this day it is rumored he carries a pack of pickle loaf for protection.
Obama Fact: It’s Like Rain, On Your Campaign Day
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Barack Obama’s first name means “He who dreams of stars” in Kenyan. Ironically his last name means “Beware the sheep herder with wool mittens”. I’m not really sure if that is irony or not, Alanis Morissette really screwed that up for a lot of us.
Obama Fact: Obama Girl You Know It’s True
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Barack Obama has virtually ignored the Obama Girl video phenomenon, one thing he cannot ignore is their shared love for lip syncing, both Barack and the Obama Girl are card carrying members of the Milli Vanilli fan club. Obama’s favorite? Milli. Obama Girl’s? Vanilli. I guess some differences remain. Blame it on the rain.
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Barack Obama was the Illinois Tiddlywinks Champion 1993-2002, his reign was ended when he tested positive for steroids.